This is how School boys use to write down love letter to ladies within the 80s and 90s.

Dear (your mother’s title),

Hope you are fine, if so doxology. Time and ability plus double capability has pressured my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you’re swimming within the great pool of Mr. Health there. I’m additionally parambulating within the cool breeze of wellness right here.

Sweetie pie, the explanation why this miraculous factor is going on is as a result of, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the bottom now, I solely consider you, since you’re a fantastic and fabulous woman, put collectively as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of affection oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Solely you and me are protagonists on this delicate affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the past episode, I genuflex before the All-powerful and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the best way, I used to be bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of extended euphoria by the contents of your missive which was fairly edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

I believe I’ve to pen off here, because I still haven’t completed learning electrolysis polymerization. However earlier than I evaporate, I prefer to revitalize your reminiscence with these encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world’s biggest lover is me.